My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion! Today... today, you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein!

19th May 2013

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19th May 2013

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inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

MOTHER GOD

you are the future

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19th May 2013

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soganotojiko:

DS - Treasure Planet - Zell-k

soganotojiko:

DS - Treasure Planet - Zell-k

19th May 2013

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19th May 2013

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19th May 2013

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19th May 2013

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scoutass:

me too, jimbo, me too

scoutass:

me too, jimbo, me too

19th May 2013

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madness-on-high:

“Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, you’ll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you’re made of! And, well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day.”

madness-on-high:

“Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, you’ll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you’re made of! And, well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day.”

19th May 2013

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wormwoodandhoney:

girls fighting evil: post-apocalyptic girl gang

i wear my boots to bed, hang a cross up on the wall
to save me from a shallow grave that wants to take us all
-black sheep, gin wigmore

(they survive in their pink car. they spend their lives driving and stealing water from those who have plenty. they give it to the kids they see looking for shade, kids without a proper mom to steal it for them.  they were those kids once. but then the demons come, crawling up from under the sand and behind the ruins of the cities that were. ha! like they’re afraid of creatures dumb enough to choose to come here, where nothing lives for long.)

wormwoodandhoney:

girls fighting evil: post-apocalyptic girl gang

i wear my boots to bed, hang a cross up on the wall

to save me from a shallow grave that wants to take us all

-black sheep, gin wigmore

(they survive in their pink car. they spend their lives driving and stealing water from those who have plenty. they give it to the kids they see looking for shade, kids without a proper mom to steal it for them.  they were those kids once. but then the demons come, crawling up from under the sand and behind the ruins of the cities that were. ha! like they’re afraid of creatures dumb enough to choose to come here, where nothing lives for long.)

19th May 2013

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